Twilight is Porno.

I've to stand on my opinion that Twilight is sucks by writing this into my blog.

No, I don't eager for the attention but then why I am writing this?
Because nothing is more fucked up than you've waste your money, BUT YOU DON'T GET FUCKING EXPECTED SATISFACTORY.

I pay and expects something to bright my day but then...
What I've got is utterly explainable disapointment.

The movie is obviously a business plan.
They prolonged the whole story line and make it a long advertisement of a fucking wedding dress.

Okay, that fucking wedding dress is very pretty, undeniable.

Why this movie failed?

First, there come Jacob take off his shirt and show his hot abs ran into the rain.
WHY YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT SINCE YOU ARE GOING TO WET YOUR PANTS TOO?
I don't get it.
Why you don't take off your pants too huh? This is so wrong.
Ok fine. Since that your point of that scene is selling Jacob's abs, why you don't prolonged that part? Oh well.

Second, there come Bella's nightmare.
Is Bella's dream make any sense in this movie?
I would like to see her bath if so.
I mean, who care what Bella's dreaming and that dream play totally no sense.

Third, Edward and Bella is smooching out non-stop.
After the vow thing, Edward and Bella making out and Bella is playing with his shirt as if they are going to make love after that.

I MEAN IT. Do you kiss 5 minutes in front of your parents?
So P.D.A!
Seriously, if you're watching with your boyfriend/girlfriend, it is probably romantic. (duh -.-)
But then I am watching with my friend and it goes totally awkward.
By the way, I pay for the story line, not for the smooches!

Oh well, since they are getting married, and for that wonderful dress, I give tolerance by not getting out of the cinema.

And then, more and more nonsense.

Did I mentioned that Bella is shaving her armpits and legs or whatever fuck and brushes her teeth on the honeymoon thing. I MEAN WHO WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR FUCKS. You're fucking 18 in that money, you are teaching wrong morale values to the ladies out there okay Bella!
I mean, the part is when Bella decide to go naked and go to the sea with Edward.

Edward says: 'You're so beautiful''

Hmmph.

So you think Edward will says:'' Bella, you are showing your titties and you will catch a cold'' ?

Hell NO.
Because although Edward is a vampire in the story line, but then he is still a MALE.

And there went they having sex and this and that.
This is a fucking porno.
And this is a vampire-human porno okay!
But then, does vampire have sex too?
I was thinking will Edward use his special abilities here. *ops*

And when Bella wake up.

Edward went so regret cause he made Bella a lot bruises *wow, what a wild man*
And I can't believe Bella say... (prolly)
"I feel good"
BELLA IS SUCH A WHORE!
And Edward is still feeling bad for it. Bella says again(prolly)
"So now what? You're going to touch me anymore?"
In simple english, It means: ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME AGAIN NOW?

IF you watch that movie, it seriously mean that.
Bella want it, AGAIN in the morning.
Wow. Seems like Edward did uses his "special vampire abilities" . -.-''
He's fast, remember?
And she even seduce him everyday -.-''

And you know what Edward says?
" Last night is my best night of my existence" (prolly lah) For your information, Edward is a vampire since Idk what year, probably 10 decades or more? Wow. Does that make sense?
See, I told you. Man always tell lies.
But then vampire tell lies too.

And for that 56789minutes of kissing and sex and stupid fights.
There the worst part is, in the movie, Bella flirts with Jacob more than thrice.
She even says " I feel so complete with you're around"

NIASING. (curses)
Director, Why you make Bella such a whore in the movie?
You know I really feeling to give her that big tight slap?

And you know what?
Edward watching these happen.
And he even leave them alone on the wedding day happily so they can dance and hug together and Bella cries for Jacob leaving and this and that, asking him why he is not around, where he's been, telling Jacob he's so sexy.

Ok. I am kidding bout the sexy but then do you need to hug him that tight since you're already getting marry?

You don't need a wolf when you're having a vampire ok.

This whole movie is just so wrong.
Fucking porno and disappointment.

If I want to watch porno, I can download and watch from my home, I need not to pay that fucking money and go into the super cold box to watch with everyone else.
That does not make me happy but AWKWARD.

Duh. enough with the rants.
Because I know other than that prolonged the story, the most major problem of the movie went ugly is because of the person in charge of this country cut the blardy movie.

FINE.

Kthxbye.

Roxy & Quiksilver Spring 2012 - the Launch

Is lucky enough to get a pair of invites to experience the Roxy & Quiksilver latest fashion just now at Zebra Square.

And I am sad as the pieces are going to be on store ONLY start from January2012.

If you wish to win a Trip to Australia, please proceed the reading! :D

Went to Cafeneiss for the brunch with mah Crime Partner Coco just beside Zebra Square.

 And ambiance in Cafeneiss is still awesome like always. But wait. Look like they hung my picture on their wall at last!

Awesome? Drawn by Alfonso Vandeleriea Van Goh Car Goh Lorry Goh.  

Short form as Coco. 

I drive and luckily we are safe. 

It's MIFW. Malaysia International Fashion Week. 

It's from 21st to 27th November. 

A Special thanks to Lionel from dustyhawk.net for the invitation and this is definitely a quck getaway for me. *say sHOOooo to studies!*

Look at those medias.
Scavenging their prey.

Th Emcee of the show.

 Hot models in swimsuit.
Basically they are hot because they've got long sexy legs.
And I found one of the model having pubic hair come out from her panties.
JUST KIDDING.

The hottest male model *drools* 

His name is Jared Boo. 

Ok, I bragged. His name is not Jared but then, who cares? :D
I named him Jared.
Look at these people with fully equipped camera, and I just have a cheapo one :P heh.

Look at them!
They are drooling at those hot guys with swimsuits.

 Say hi. :)

And I've got these goodies! :)

And a new shade! How cool is that! :)

Ok bye.
Erm. Oh yes, Quiksilver & Roxy is  organizing a design competition.
Design a T-Shirt and Win a trip to AUSTRALIA!
For details please check out quiksilverroxymalaysia.blogspot.com

THEME: There's Nothing Like Australia.
Entries Accepted: 8Jan 2012.

Good luck!

xoxo.
Toodles.

Thin Bitch.

Disclaimer:
THIS IS A RANT POST. WITH FULL OF VULGARITIES. IF YOU ARE 18 AND ABOVE, SCROLL DOWN.
IF YOU ARE <45kgs, GO AWAY.
 IF YOU ARE <45kgs & YOU ARE A SHE, AND YOU ARE HAVING A ''LOSE WEIGHT PLAN, FUCK YOU & FUCK OFF.

Paper thin girls deserve a genocide.

I REALLY REALLY MEAN IT.

How much I hate that I work so hard, SO HARD for half a year just to lose 6kgs and it is a tough time. Controls on food, craves, workouts (inevitable) etc etc.
And wtf it bounce back!

WE, I mean ME is trying so hard on losing weight.
But all you paper thin girls doing nothing but complaining.

Complaining that they aren't gaining weight?
NO.
THEY ARE COMPLAINING THEY ARE FAT.

(for illustration purpose only)

PAPER THIN GIRLS, 

SERIOUSLY, 

2 MIDDLE FINGERS ARE SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU!

Fuck you hard paper thin girls.
You don't even grow a piece of meat on your bloody chest, or any other parts of your body.
So tell me where is your fats?!

Why are people like them are so DETERMINED on diet and working on to get slimmer and what you do is sitting in front of the TV eating Nachos?

Probably this is their motivation picture hung in their room.

A W-T-F Situation I Wish to Share.
(typical Malaysian slang mode)
A paper thin girl:
"Awww. I am so fat! :'( SEE, I gained 0.011kg again! I am fat! Fat die liao! Fat die liao!"
And of course, you reply in a courteous way:
"Oh no! Where got FAT! You are so thin lah! Walao eh, just nice ok! Like me like that only call fat lah!" 


NOTE: You know you are AT LEAST HEAVIER THAN HER 10KGS.
This paper thin girl just can't shut her F up and continue talking.
"Nolah! You are slim lah!"
"...."
I know how you wish to slap her just to kill the silence.


WTFBBQHELL THESE PAPER THIN GIRLS MOFO claiming themselves FAT AND MOCK US?!
HAr? HAR? HAR!
I don't get it. Tell me, what are you stupiddumbwtfthin girls thinking?

If you don't even grow a piece of meat extra on any parts of your body, stop language abusing ''FAT'', CAN YOU? CAN YOU?

IF you are thin, and free, my advice,
Start sleeping and start drinking oil.
Why you have to post your mofo thin ass picture and claim you are FAT?
Just to let everybody see how slim you are? How sexy long leg you have?
Ok, fuck yourself and die.


xoxo.
YOURS TRULY WHO WEIGHT 54.9KG, ONLY 160CM.

New Layout.

Hi, I've change a new layout after 12 hours+ of crazy editing+learning+fumbling.

I can say I've a new comprehend on the html and all those weird codes.

They aren't that hard to get along actually! *grimace*

The outcome is not magnificent but I can say it's better than what I've expected.

An applause to my hard work and dinner+lunch skiping! *clapclapclap*

Let's celebrate! Haha.

Can you people please explore and tell me if there is any error.

Truly appreciate!

Oh yes! And I've lost your contacts!

Please link me and leave your link here! 

I'll check out your blog link and link you in site too!

Oh yes, if you are coming in by link, click ''home'' on the top of the right! :D

xoxo.

Toodles!

My Happiest Moment.

What is your happiest moment?

What comes into your mind and make you smile when you're in a daze?

Many people don't realize how easy it is to be happy. 

Most of us, especially us living in the concrete city are growing the seed of greed in us.

 

We no longer feel thankful for what we had, we want more than what we deserve and we take everything as granted. 

Why are we forgetting the innocent that live in us?

Why are we forgetting to smile like we used to be?

Many of us take busy and work as an excuse. 

But we should know that the source of joy are actually all around us. 

Be it a piece of bread or a glass of water.

Be thankful for what you have!

To me, every moment is a happy moment. 

The happiest moment of me is when I let myself free.

Emotional and physically free.

I remember there is a day I went out to play kite with my friend. 

That's the happiest moment I had. 

We ran up and down from the slope.

We are only being ourselves, without any obligations nor restrictions. 

No rules or terms and conditions for us to be happy.

I am one happy kid again! 

I enjoy the breezes that blow through my face. 

I enjoy the sweats dripping from my forehead.

I enjoy the feel of freedom.

Most important, I enjoy life.

P/s: How I wish to freeze those happiest moments with those gorgeous Olympus Pen Camera!

xoxo.

Toodles!

Pipit Zakka

If you claim yourself as an artist, or someone who love arts so much, you must know Pipit Zakka. 
I mean, at least, you've heard about it. 


And if you still wondering what's Pipit Zakka all about. 
They are basically a platform for platform for independent artists, designers and crafter to strut their creativity. 
They are all handmade and original artwork. 


It can be an adorable toys, home-made sundries, fluffy cushions, cartoon clothe spins, customised bags, a puppet or anything that spruces up your home or outlook which are painstakingly made, stitch by stitch bag. 


Not saying that I am an artist, am not going to be so buay paiseh saying that but yes, blood of passion towards arts do flow in me.  

Starting out as a forum and creative market, and has finally settled into a proper, structured store. Zakka is the omnipresent fad in Japan and Taiwan, and the term was actually quite fit the creativity and passion on art of the 2 owner whom opened  Pipit Zakka December last year, couple Mike and Ivery.   

Tagging my bimbo partner to the crime place. LOL

Meet Stacy.

 

Along the corridor, or the floor,or the wall, all are full with art with indie and vintage feel.
Astonished.

Did I mentioned about their lift is so oriental and vintage?

Hand made sock puppets and lots more other utterly unexplainable cute bags, picture frames, postcards... etc etc,

And this thing catches my eyes.
It's horrible ugly to me (I HAVE NOT MUCH ART SENSE) , but then it's art so I STFU.

And how good is to be served with hot coffee while the Ukulele band is on the way to entertain you!

And yes, even the coffee is freshly home roasted! 

Have a sweet tooth? Sweets are available!
Look at those pretty coated sweets! *yumms*

More and more adorable cutie.

Wait. This doll is pretty terrifying right?

Pricey but hey, they are hand made and all are limited edition!

 Post cards.

The pretty owner of the stall poise to pose for my camera.

Little accessories and bearbear.

Me and my bimbo friend had fun posing with the cardboard.
Crazy max. wtfbbq.
Sexy beach girls.

She got her ''Prey'' at last.

 

Saw an artist sketching and managed to capture it down.
Now, spell AWESOME.

Ok, it's time to eat. Bye.

Oh well by the way, if you wish to send some of your hand mades to be sold at pipit zakka, here is the link! Click HERE.


xoxo.
You know I love you. ;)