*roll eyes jpg*
Oh well, if you can't imagine a roll eyes jpg, here is one to show you how is it, don't request any after a decade or 2 ok!
This is temporary alone, cause I don't want to be forever alone. T.T
Of course, my family is kind of Cina apek, sure I did not get any Christmas present.
God damn, that memory of my older brother got me a mechanic pencil set for Christmas present for about RM8 that time, about a decade ago probably suddenly cross over my mind.
And that's making me happy for a week.
Not until I found out the mechanic pencil set is actually a give away from the book he bought.
What the eff.
Have you got your Christmas present anyway?
Oh well, you need not to tell me if you get one or not.
But if it's not a laptop or iphone4s, ferrari or ipad, you better don't post it on facebook.
Cause it is just, not, cool.
OF COURSE THERE IS NO SANTA, THAT's WHY I DON't GET A FREAKING PRESENT.
*sad er hu background music*
Why?
First, my house got no Chimney.
Tell me lah, Malaysian where got people use chimney one? har har har?
If it's a yes, Malaysian use this one:
sibeh High-tech. BOL.
Tell me, how Santa going to come from your exhaust fan?
Second, KL is so polluted and we have a twin tower and KL tower. *proud*
Most probably Santa is hooked by the tip of the KL tower or twin tower.
Even if he's safe, he'd probably phobia in flying bunches antelope anymore. hmmm....
Third, Not much people can grow that fucking long white beard. Like seriously.
Malaysia is hot. No people will grow that amount of hair on face.
Or in another word, Santa couldn't embrace the weather here, so he'd travel somewhere else, that's why Santa no go your house lah!
Fourth, simply because there is no good kids nowadays.
There is no good boy or good girl, but then all we have nowadays are game boy and game boy advance.
Fifth, Santa just don't exist.
Want your present?
Oh well well well.
That's conclude the ''Santa don't love poor kids'' hypothesis.
mehhh.
End my story with NO CHRISTMAS PRESENT. FUCKING DEPRESSED. And I am going to stay in for the blardy whole day as they say it's a freaking romantic season, if you go out you might commit suicide as everyone is make out-ing in the malls.
I guess that save me some money.
*open fridge and hide inside the fridge*
P/s: I bet this is what running in Mun Ping's mind... hiak hiak hiak. Just pretty random.
No?
Bye!



























